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Re: Jokes
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2016, 04:56:03 pm »
There's safety in numbers.
Didn't quite work for the Jews.

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« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2016, 05:04:11 pm »
What do you call a train with 1000 Jews on it?

Doesn't really matter, they ain't coming back



How do you get a Jewish girls number?

Roll up her sleeve



What's he difference between a Jew and a pizza?

One doesn't scream when it gets in the oven

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« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2016, 01:25:51 pm »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2016, 01:59:56 pm »
I just had sex with a bolder now I have Sisyphus.

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