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« on: January 13, 2016, 08:19:59 pm »
Any good Jokes?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2016, 12:59:16 am »
How did the Persian get to the shop.

Iran
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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2016, 01:43:03 am »
Not Jokes but still funny

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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2016, 07:07:59 pm »
It always scares me seeing dudes flip and hit their heads.
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2016, 01:10:00 pm »
We break away from crruel dicktater Broseph Stalin
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2016, 02:22:28 pm »
Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2016, 02:30:04 pm »
Chuck Norris once played Jenga,

The result was the Empire State Building.
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2016, 06:42:38 am »
Man that Sandy Hook shooting was really a tragedy. I wonder what the last thing was to go thorough those kids heads, I mean besides those bullets.

Ha, that joke will never get old. Just like those kids.
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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2016, 06:43:39 am »
I'm torn on abortions. On the one hand, I'm all for killing babies, but then you're giving women a choice.
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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2016, 06:52:43 am »
"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone!"		"Why don't black people get sunburn? Most prisoners are
indoors."		"What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends? A sandy hook survivor.""Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday..."
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2016, 08:27:54 am »
My girlfriend told me she deserved to be treated like a princess. So I bought a brand new Mercedes. Put her in the back seat. Drove her around the city, and crashed it into the side of a tunnel.
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2016, 08:31:11 am »
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquito's dying needlessly of Aids
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2016, 08:33:13 am »
Going to war over religion is basically like killing one another to see who has the better imaginary friend.....

How do you starve a black man? You hide his food stamps inside of his work boots.
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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2016, 01:46:56 pm »
Quote from: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 16, 2016, 08:33:13 am
Going to war over religion is basically like killing one another to see who has the better imaginary friend.....

Religion is just a massive Fandom, a few 1000 years from now we will all worship Nintendo and Sega
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2016, 04:55:13 pm »
Why is Somalia like Neverland?
Because it's full of pirates and children never reach adulthood
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