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GENERAL DISCUSSION => Spam Forum => Topic started by: Britannia and New Britann on January 01, 2016, 11:04:52 am


Title: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 01, 2016, 11:04:52 am
So this is just a pub/bar/tavern, drinks all around, the odd story telling and a good joke or two.

First five drinks are on the house
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Gran Colombia on January 05, 2016, 10:24:54 pm
Two jews walk into a bar...
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Greater Roman Republic on January 05, 2016, 10:45:39 pm
The Prussians, German Union, and Bavarian's unite to crush them?
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Fascist States of America on January 05, 2016, 10:47:17 pm
O_O, that escalated quickly. XD
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Gran Colombia on January 05, 2016, 11:23:30 pm
The Prussians, German Union, and Bavarian's unite to crush them?

Sure..
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 06, 2016, 01:39:15 am
I'm just going too... erm... have some drinks guys
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Nomna on January 06, 2016, 04:58:05 am
Nomna sits in the back watching while drinking whiskey.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Gran Colombia on January 06, 2016, 07:48:14 am
I sit down downing shots of rum.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Fascist States of America on January 06, 2016, 10:03:50 am
While I drink Coke,
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1991423/buddy-the-elf-and-coca-cola-o.gif)
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Western Commonwealth on January 06, 2016, 02:13:18 pm
A Citizen of The Western Commonwealth enters the bar with Tacos for everyone.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Nomna on January 06, 2016, 02:19:08 pm
The Nomnaese accepts the Taco but says nothing. While he eats the newly acquired taco, he finds a 20 dollar bill on the floor.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 06, 2016, 02:24:29 pm
Drinks for everyone! On me!
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Nomna on January 06, 2016, 06:20:20 pm
Nomna is smiling with biggest grin ever. "I found a dollar bill." he mutters to himself, as he picks up the dollar bill.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Greater Roman Republic on January 06, 2016, 09:08:51 pm
Germans drink glorious Kraken Rum?
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Bavaria on January 06, 2016, 11:01:33 pm
Bavaria had a very large beer glass in his hand, sitting at the Kool German Kids Table. He held a flintlock pistol.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Gran Colombia on January 07, 2016, 06:16:33 am
Gran Colombia goes to the jukebox and puts some salsa music on, picks up a Colombian woman began to dance with her.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 07, 2016, 10:17:55 am
Bavaria had a very large beer glass in his hand, sitting at the Kool German Kids Table. He held a flintlock pistol.

No guns allowed in my bar, put it away
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 07, 2016, 02:01:00 pm
An extremely drunken Franc begins to break dance on the bar top after buying another round for everyone.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Bavaria on January 07, 2016, 03:47:26 pm
Bavaria had a very large beer glass in his hand, sitting at the Kool German Kids Table. He held a flintlock pistol.

No guns allowed in my bar, put it away
"It's holstered," He waved him off.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Fascist States of America on January 08, 2016, 01:18:17 pm
The U.F.S.A. buys wings for everyone!
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 08, 2016, 01:56:54 pm
Bavaria had a very large beer glass in his hand, sitting at the Kool German Kids Table. He held a flintlock pistol.

No guns allowed in my bar, put it away
"It's holstered," He waved him off.

It better stay that way, the rules are the rules, and everyone knows, no guns allowed in my bar

The U.F.S.A. buys wings for everyone!

Wat
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Gran Colombia on January 09, 2016, 09:10:24 am
The U.F.S.A. buys wings for everyone!

It's a bar, not a hooters...
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Fascist States of America on January 10, 2016, 03:33:37 pm
We have different perspectives of bars. I'm guessing you haven't been to a Colorado bar...
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Western Commonwealth on January 10, 2016, 04:08:44 pm
We have different perspectives of bars. I'm guessing you haven't been to a Colorado bar...
It depends on you are. Some bars in Canada offer a wide range of things
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 10, 2016, 04:20:39 pm
The Franc is still break dancing on the bar top, happily and obliviously ignoring everything around him.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Nomna on January 10, 2016, 04:35:03 pm
Nomna stares at the 20 dollar bill with all its attention for like every. While it keeps its attention on the Bill Nomna somehow got on the rafters in the bar or maybe this is just delusion and its sitting on the highest table. drooling over the 20 dollar bill.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 11, 2016, 01:46:55 am
We have different perspectives of bars. I'm guessing you haven't been to a Colorado bar...

Im going of british pub logic.l
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Fascist States of America on January 11, 2016, 12:34:59 pm
K
The U.F.S.A. buys Coke for everyone! (please tell me pubs in Britain at least have almighty Coca-Cola?)
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 11, 2016, 02:05:43 pm
K
The U.F.S.A. buys Coke for everyone! (please tell me pubs in Britain at least have almighty Coca-Cola?)

Only if its in huge pepsi glasses.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Fascist States of America on January 11, 2016, 02:44:28 pm
 :o NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! please!
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 11, 2016, 03:16:03 pm
:o NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! please!

No pepsi glass, no coca-cola
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 11, 2016, 03:25:20 pm
No pepsi glass, no coca-cola

Hell, I'm in. Pass a glass.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Western Commonwealth on January 11, 2016, 03:30:58 pm
:o NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! please!
The obsession with Coca-Cola is real
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 11, 2016, 03:37:03 pm
No pepsi glass, no coca-cola

Hell, I'm in. Pass a glass.

*hands a glass*
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Fascist States of America on January 11, 2016, 03:45:32 pm
Fine, I shall pour them in the glasses.  :-X  :(  :'(
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: UBBR on January 11, 2016, 06:31:43 pm
The Broviet Union gives out 30000 free gallons of Vodka in hopes of getting more people to buy it. We already own half the world alcohol industry and are intent on monopolizing it.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 12, 2016, 01:16:44 am
The Broviet Union gives out 30000 free gallons of Vodka in hopes of getting more people to buy it. We already own half the world alcohol industry and are intent on monopolizing it.

Oi get out of my bar if you're going to that!
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Gran Colombia on January 12, 2016, 08:06:43 pm
Rum shots on me!
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 12, 2016, 09:30:07 pm
A Chink walks into a bar
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Prussia on January 13, 2016, 12:02:33 am
A group of Prussian Radio Operator Infantrymen walk into the bar, still dressed in their uniforms. All ten of them order their own bottle of Schnapps and start singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ztJbv78Hw
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 13, 2016, 10:29:26 am
Singing time eh?

*Clears throat*

the bartender and a few soilders sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnzaR1158UA
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 13, 2016, 01:03:14 pm
The Chink begins singing to his regional eternal leader

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T90HO0kFg
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 13, 2016, 07:59:53 pm
The Chink starts drinking cup after cup of Baijiu.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Nomna on January 17, 2016, 03:00:45 am
Nomna Hears the music."What the apples?"He looks around and right away he finds himself sitting on German kids table with the 20 dollar bill in his hands."Ah...What..*sigh*I don't care."he drops the bill on the German kids table, and jump off the table. He straightens his coat, puts on a shoe, slaps on a "what's Up hat" cap. And smiles.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 17, 2016, 01:45:12 pm
I should get a chief and sell food.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 17, 2016, 01:57:00 pm
I should get a chief and sell food.

I think a chef would work better.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 17, 2016, 02:05:48 pm
I should get a chief and sell food.

I think a chef would work better.

Maybe

that totally wasn't a spelling mistake i took no notice in.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 17, 2016, 06:54:28 pm
Chiefs know how to lead though. Chiefs can do more then only cook so they are more efficient.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 17, 2016, 06:59:38 pm
Chiefs know how to lead though. Chiefs can do more then only cook so they are more efficient.

I'd say it matters what the chief is a chief of.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 17, 2016, 07:03:06 pm
Much nonesense
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 17, 2016, 07:09:14 pm
Ah, nonsense. A subject you are well practiced in.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 17, 2016, 07:26:50 pm
That's coming from Mr.Frenchy. You wanna fight me brah. You throwing hands. The Chink stands up pounding his chest like a steryotipical ****.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Nomna on January 17, 2016, 07:28:34 pm
Nomna Watch's the brief argument over meer tittles. "Jeez." The Nomna mutters.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 17, 2016, 07:28:55 pm
The Frenchman straightens his beret as he stands and raises his fists.

Bring it!

Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Celatoro on January 17, 2016, 07:33:28 pm
A Celatoroan that was sitting in the corner launches the first punch at the Frenchmen.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 17, 2016, 07:37:52 pm
The Frenchman, blindsided, takes it in the face and goes through a table.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Western Commonwealth on January 17, 2016, 07:40:39 pm
I must bring this up:
(http://i.imgur.com/BD2jmJ8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Celatoro on January 17, 2016, 07:42:09 pm
The Celatoroan jumps onto the Frenchman and continues to beat him.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 17, 2016, 07:43:41 pm
The Frenchman manages to slide his baguette from his jacket while being beaten and bashes the Celatoroan in the head with it.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Celatoro on January 17, 2016, 07:45:00 pm
The Celatoroan, angered, pulls a gun from his jacket and shoots the Frenchman in the shoulder.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Western Commonwealth on January 17, 2016, 07:45:44 pm
A man with a Master Chief uniform arrives to kitchen. All that is known is that his name is "Master Chef" [very punny XD]
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Celatoro on January 17, 2016, 07:47:28 pm
The Celatoroan goes to the kitchen to find more liquor.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 17, 2016, 07:49:04 pm
The Frenchman takes a massive bite of his baguette, revealing the pump action shotgun inside. He fires a shot after the Celatoroan.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Celatoro on January 17, 2016, 07:51:38 pm
It hits the Celatoroan, and he hits the floor, dead.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Nomna on January 17, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
The Nomna was laughing and very amused of the fight until guns were pulled. "Useless young men. "He mutters then picks up large solid whiskey bottle and walks towards the frenchy."Put the Gun down."
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Celatoro on January 17, 2016, 07:57:38 pm
The Celatoroan's brother, who was present, started yelling at the Frenchman [he knew french, because he was studying at a college in France] "Why! Why! Why could you not let him go! He was only a bit drunk!"
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 17, 2016, 07:58:36 pm
The Frenchman promptly smashed the butt of his shotgun/baguette into the Nomna's face.

The Frenchman simply points at his shoulder. "He shot ME first!"
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Celatoro on January 17, 2016, 08:01:49 pm
The brother yells back "You started the fight! Why couldn't just resolve the conflict peacefully!" Right as the brother said, he realized he was a hypocrite.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Nomna on January 17, 2016, 08:04:21 pm
The Nomna was thrown to the floor by the butt of the shotgun with bloody broken nose and only reason he isn't forced to sleep was because the forces of the smash from the butt of the gun was weak,
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 17, 2016, 08:05:23 pm
The Frenchman yells back "I was trying to fight the chink!" He points to the Esterfortian.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 17, 2016, 08:06:20 pm
The Chink throws his chopsticks at the Frenchy.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Celatoro on January 17, 2016, 08:09:32 pm
"I hate you, and I hope that my country decides to go to war to eradicate your country!" The Celatoroan yells.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Francophone Alliance on January 17, 2016, 08:10:23 pm
A chopstick hits the Frenchman in the eye. He falls on the ground, clutching his face.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Nomna on January 17, 2016, 08:20:52 pm
Nomna is sitting on the floor with his dry blood all over his face and his nose is turned slightly left. He drinks the whiskey.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Western Commonwealth on January 17, 2016, 08:27:28 pm
The Citizen of the Commonwealth after being scarred, calls the ambulance for assistance
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Fascist States of America on January 17, 2016, 09:32:50 pm
The Americans sit there, laughing and drinking Coke.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 17, 2016, 09:33:56 pm
The Chink goes back to his ricerolls, satisfied with his magical chopstick powers.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 18, 2016, 12:30:11 am
*Comes out of the bathroom* Oh for flip sakes!
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Celatoro on January 18, 2016, 02:08:57 am
"It was the Frenchman" The brother says.
Title: Re: The Nations Rest
Post by: Domount on January 18, 2016, 09:39:35 am
As everything was happening Domount was sitting in the back, with a copy of the region map deciding what his expansioncwill be after 5 days.... after deciding he gives the bartender $100 to punch Rome >:D