Nova Historiae
GENERAL DISCUSSION => Spam Forum => Topic started by: Britannia and New Britann on January 01, 2016, 11:04:52 am
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So this is just a pub/bar/tavern, drinks all around, the odd story telling and a good joke or two.
First five drinks are on the house
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Two jews walk into a bar...
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The Prussians, German Union, and Bavarian's unite to crush them?
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O_O, that escalated quickly. XD
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The Prussians, German Union, and Bavarian's unite to crush them?
Sure..
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I'm just going too... erm... have some drinks guys
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Nomna sits in the back watching while drinking whiskey.
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I sit down downing shots of rum.
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While I drink Coke,
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1991423/buddy-the-elf-and-coca-cola-o.gif)
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A Citizen of The Western Commonwealth enters the bar with Tacos for everyone.
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The Nomnaese accepts the Taco but says nothing. While he eats the newly acquired taco, he finds a 20 dollar bill on the floor.
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Drinks for everyone! On me!
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Nomna is smiling with biggest grin ever. "I found a dollar bill." he mutters to himself, as he picks up the dollar bill.
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Germans drink glorious Kraken Rum?
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Bavaria had a very large beer glass in his hand, sitting at the Kool German Kids Table. He held a flintlock pistol.
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Gran Colombia goes to the jukebox and puts some salsa music on, picks up a Colombian woman began to dance with her.
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Bavaria had a very large beer glass in his hand, sitting at the Kool German Kids Table. He held a flintlock pistol.
No guns allowed in my bar, put it away
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An extremely drunken Franc begins to break dance on the bar top after buying another round for everyone.
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Bavaria had a very large beer glass in his hand, sitting at the Kool German Kids Table. He held a flintlock pistol.
No guns allowed in my bar, put it away
"It's holstered," He waved him off.
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The U.F.S.A. buys wings for everyone!
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Bavaria had a very large beer glass in his hand, sitting at the Kool German Kids Table. He held a flintlock pistol.
No guns allowed in my bar, put it away
"It's holstered," He waved him off.
It better stay that way, the rules are the rules, and everyone knows, no guns allowed in my bar
The U.F.S.A. buys wings for everyone!
Wat
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The U.F.S.A. buys wings for everyone!
It's a bar, not a hooters...
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We have different perspectives of bars. I'm guessing you haven't been to a Colorado bar...
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We have different perspectives of bars. I'm guessing you haven't been to a Colorado bar...
It depends on you are. Some bars in Canada offer a wide range of things
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The Franc is still break dancing on the bar top, happily and obliviously ignoring everything around him.
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Nomna stares at the 20 dollar bill with all its attention for like every. While it keeps its attention on the Bill Nomna somehow got on the rafters in the bar or maybe this is just delusion and its sitting on the highest table. drooling over the 20 dollar bill.
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We have different perspectives of bars. I'm guessing you haven't been to a Colorado bar...
Im going of british pub logic.l
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The U.F.S.A. buys Coke for everyone! (please tell me pubs in Britain at least have almighty Coca-Cola?)
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The U.F.S.A. buys Coke for everyone! (please tell me pubs in Britain at least have almighty Coca-Cola?)
Only if its in huge pepsi glasses.
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:o NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! please!
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:o NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! please!
No pepsi glass, no coca-cola
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No pepsi glass, no coca-cola
Hell, I'm in. Pass a glass.
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:o NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! please!
The obsession with Coca-Cola is real
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No pepsi glass, no coca-cola
Hell, I'm in. Pass a glass.
*hands a glass*
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Fine, I shall pour them in the glasses. :-X :( :'(
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The Broviet Union gives out 30000 free gallons of Vodka in hopes of getting more people to buy it. We already own half the world alcohol industry and are intent on monopolizing it.
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The Broviet Union gives out 30000 free gallons of Vodka in hopes of getting more people to buy it. We already own half the world alcohol industry and are intent on monopolizing it.
Oi get out of my bar if you're going to that!
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Rum shots on me!
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A Chink walks into a bar
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A group of Prussian Radio Operator Infantrymen walk into the bar, still dressed in their uniforms. All ten of them order their own bottle of Schnapps and start singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ztJbv78Hw
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Singing time eh?
*Clears throat*
the bartender and a few soilders sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnzaR1158UA
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The Chink begins singing to his regional eternal leader
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T90HO0kFg
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The Chink starts drinking cup after cup of Baijiu.
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Nomna Hears the music."What the apples?"He looks around and right away he finds himself sitting on German kids table with the 20 dollar bill in his hands."Ah...What..*sigh*I don't care."he drops the bill on the German kids table, and jump off the table. He straightens his coat, puts on a shoe, slaps on a "what's Up hat" cap. And smiles.
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I should get a chief and sell food.
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I should get a chief and sell food.
I think a chef would work better.
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I should get a chief and sell food.
I think a chef would work better.
Maybe
that totally wasn't a spelling mistake i took no notice in.
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Chiefs know how to lead though. Chiefs can do more then only cook so they are more efficient.
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Chiefs know how to lead though. Chiefs can do more then only cook so they are more efficient.
I'd say it matters what the chief is a chief of.
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Much nonesense
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Ah, nonsense. A subject you are well practiced in.
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That's coming from Mr.Frenchy. You wanna fight me brah. You throwing hands. The Chink stands up pounding his chest like a steryotipical ****.
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Nomna Watch's the brief argument over meer tittles. "Jeez." The Nomna mutters.
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The Frenchman straightens his beret as he stands and raises his fists.
Bring it!
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A Celatoroan that was sitting in the corner launches the first punch at the Frenchmen.
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The Frenchman, blindsided, takes it in the face and goes through a table.
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I must bring this up:
(http://i.imgur.com/BD2jmJ8.jpg)
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The Celatoroan jumps onto the Frenchman and continues to beat him.
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The Frenchman manages to slide his baguette from his jacket while being beaten and bashes the Celatoroan in the head with it.
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The Celatoroan, angered, pulls a gun from his jacket and shoots the Frenchman in the shoulder.
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A man with a Master Chief uniform arrives to kitchen. All that is known is that his name is "Master Chef" [very punny XD]
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The Celatoroan goes to the kitchen to find more liquor.
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The Frenchman takes a massive bite of his baguette, revealing the pump action shotgun inside. He fires a shot after the Celatoroan.
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It hits the Celatoroan, and he hits the floor, dead.
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The Nomna was laughing and very amused of the fight until guns were pulled. "Useless young men. "He mutters then picks up large solid whiskey bottle and walks towards the frenchy."Put the Gun down."
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The Celatoroan's brother, who was present, started yelling at the Frenchman [he knew french, because he was studying at a college in France] "Why! Why! Why could you not let him go! He was only a bit drunk!"
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The Frenchman promptly smashed the butt of his shotgun/baguette into the Nomna's face.
The Frenchman simply points at his shoulder. "He shot ME first!"
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The brother yells back "You started the fight! Why couldn't just resolve the conflict peacefully!" Right as the brother said, he realized he was a hypocrite.
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The Nomna was thrown to the floor by the butt of the shotgun with bloody broken nose and only reason he isn't forced to sleep was because the forces of the smash from the butt of the gun was weak,
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The Frenchman yells back "I was trying to fight the chink!" He points to the Esterfortian.
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The Chink throws his chopsticks at the Frenchy.
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"I hate you, and I hope that my country decides to go to war to eradicate your country!" The Celatoroan yells.
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A chopstick hits the Frenchman in the eye. He falls on the ground, clutching his face.
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Nomna is sitting on the floor with his dry blood all over his face and his nose is turned slightly left. He drinks the whiskey.
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The Citizen of the Commonwealth after being scarred, calls the ambulance for assistance
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The Americans sit there, laughing and drinking Coke.
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The Chink goes back to his ricerolls, satisfied with his magical chopstick powers.
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*Comes out of the bathroom* Oh for flip sakes!
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"It was the Frenchman" The brother says.
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As everything was happening Domount was sitting in the back, with a copy of the region map deciding what his expansioncwill be after 5 days.... after deciding he gives the bartender $100 to punch Rome >:D