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GENERAL DISCUSSION => Spam Forum => Topic started by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 13, 2016, 08:19:59 pm


Title: Jokes
Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 13, 2016, 08:19:59 pm
Any good Jokes?
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Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 14, 2016, 12:59:16 am
How did the Persian get to the shop.

Iran
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Post by: United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil, and the Algarves on January 14, 2016, 01:43:03 am
Not Jokes but still funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlFdAm2AjAk&spfreload=10
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Bavaria on January 14, 2016, 07:07:59 pm
It always scares me seeing dudes flip and hit their heads.
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Post by: UBBR on January 15, 2016, 01:10:00 pm
We break away from crruel dicktater Broseph Stalin
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Post by: The Western Commonwealth on January 15, 2016, 02:22:28 pm
Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side
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Post by: Fascist States of America on January 15, 2016, 02:30:04 pm
Chuck Norris once played Jenga,

The result was the Empire State Building.
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Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 16, 2016, 06:42:38 am
Man that Sandy Hook shooting was really a tragedy. I wonder what the last thing was to go thorough those kids heads, I mean besides those bullets.

Ha, that joke will never get old. Just like those kids.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 16, 2016, 06:43:39 am
I'm torn on abortions. On the one hand, I'm all for killing babies, but then you're giving women a choice.
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Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 16, 2016, 06:52:43 am
"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone!"		"Why don't black people get sunburn? Most prisoners are
indoors."		"What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends? A sandy hook survivor.""Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday..."
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Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 16, 2016, 08:27:54 am
My girlfriend told me she deserved to be treated like a princess. So I bought a brand new Mercedes. Put her in the back seat. Drove her around the city, and crashed it into the side of a tunnel.
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Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 16, 2016, 08:31:11 am
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquito's dying needlessly of Aids
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Post by: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 16, 2016, 08:33:13 am
Going to war over religion is basically like killing one another to see who has the better imaginary friend.....

How do you starve a black man? You hide his food stamps inside of his work boots.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Britannia and New Britann on January 17, 2016, 01:46:56 pm
Quote from: The Dynasty of Esterfort on January 16, 2016, 08:33:13 am
Going to war over religion is basically like killing one another to see who has the better imaginary friend.....

Religion is just a massive Fandom, a few 1000 years from now we will all worship Nintendo and Sega
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Post by: ThatBrit2016 on January 17, 2016, 04:55:13 pm
Why is Somalia like Neverland?
Because it's full of pirates and children never reach adulthood
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Post by: ThatBrit2016 on January 17, 2016, 04:56:03 pm
There's safety in numbers.
Didn't quite work for the Jews.
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Post by: ThatBrit2016 on January 17, 2016, 05:04:11 pm
What do you call a train with 1000 Jews on it?

Doesn't really matter, they ain't coming back



How do you get a Jewish girls number?

Roll up her sleeve



What's he difference between a Jew and a pizza?

One doesn't scream when it gets in the oven
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Post by: UBBR on January 21, 2016, 01:25:51 pm
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Post by: The Republic of Redern on January 21, 2016, 01:59:56 pm
I just had sex with a bolder now I have Sisyphus.

[Dont know if thats allowed but I thought of it and I'm proud]